• My shirt says ‘what’s up’…
  • Thanks, I’ve been working out
  • You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • She’s fine, can’t you see?
  • Thug Dog
  • Prevent vehicle theft
  • Yes, this is dog…
  • Please return
  • First world problem
  • Chicken without feathers
  • Blown away
  • Just in case