• I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
  • Still single…
  • Doughnut + Nutella…
  • Hiding from wife…
  • A sacrifice in the name of peace…
  • Spiritual mouse
  • Meanwhile at the Nickelback concert…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Whenever I watch CNN or other news…
  • Gingers…
  • A big difference
  • Spiral aloe