• My favorite sleeping position
  • I’ll never forgive you…
  • YMCA Bear…
  • Capitol People…
  • I believe you have a wrong number…
  • Douchebag level: Soulja Boy
  • Abbreviations
  • Everytime I was grounded as a 5 year old…
  • Someone didn’t take rejection very well…
  • OMG leaves!
  • A life
  • This is a baby dressed as a taco