• I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • Let me see…
  • Taxi!
  • When your friends betray you…
  • Map of the world’s biggest drunks
  • Book Hangover
  • Behavioral Disorders
  • Pocket kitten
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Can I get a nom?
  • 8 puppies
  • Zombie poodle