• The Exploding Cake…
  • This is how I call them…
  • Your Horoscope…
  • The future of the English language…
  • Pernis…
  • Baconnaise
  • I’m not weird
  • Getting a chick magnet…
  • When was the last time you were this happy?
  • If you love something…
  • Cool guys don’t look at explosions
  • Work smart, not hard