• Watching cooking shows…
  • And now you know pushups on water is possible…
  • Typical girlfriend behavior
  • You are…
  • Morning Surprise…
  • That was a huge mistake…
  • A toddler’s rules of possession
  • Oh yeah, I got laid!
  • I want to live in this world a little bit longer
  • Stop and smell the roses
  • He’s ready
  • Chain reaction