• Get me a newspaper…
  • Crosswalk Guardians
  • All my doubts have been cleared up…
  • Every time I take gum out in front of my friends…
  • When I wake up in the middle of the night…
  • My significant otter
  • The Best Bachelor Pad…
  • The math equation that always gets different answers
  • Nothing else to offer
  • Told a chemistry joke in class today…
  • Life seems better now
  • Star Wars Walker Stroller