• Call Schrodinger! I solved the paradox…
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  • The meaning of time…
  • U funny…
  • Hi Walmart, I have a question…
  • Gay marriage is a sin
  • Well damn, Santa…
  • I didn’t even really need shoes anyway…
  • Give me fuel…
  • Attention passengers, you can start to panic… right now
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