• What’s that America?
  • Welcome back…
  • Silly turtle, get down from there, you’re not a koopa trooper
  • When my parents leave me for the weekend…
  • Doctor’s Strike
  • They’re all saved
  • What ‘etc.’ really means…
  • A teacher’s response to the ninja trick
  • Need a job?
  • I hate Mondays
  • John Mayer replies to one of his fans
  • Joe doesn’t have AIDS.