• Truth in packaging…
  • Trying to watch LOTR when suddenly…
  • Clocks out of vinyl records…
  • The Journey…
  • Faith in Humanity Restored
  • Shortest race in the world
  • Iron Sailor Moon Man
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…
  • Flying over London
  • I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God
  • No matter the movie, he only goes by one name
  • When the teacher sees me chewing gum