• The shortest cat story…
  • I said no!
  • Oh, Alex…
  • Never ask Steven Seagal the time…
  • How did he burn his tongue?
  • How every Skype conversation starts
  • Advice about women…
  • Chick magnet
  • Who ya gonna call?
  • Types of bytes
  • Whenever I drink Scotch to look like a man…
  • My wagon is boss