• The worst thing in life…
  • Almost no difference…
  • How funny my girlfriend finds me…
  • They have no concept of time…
  • Guido Jesus
  • Picking up hitchhikers…
  • I don’t think you understand…
  • To every annoying Facebook user…
  • Classy move…
  • Tough life
  • Learn to beatbox in about 30 seconds…
  • Sorry, girl…