• Your first kiss…
  • Fly vs. Mite…
  • Different levels of ninjas…
  • Not since the accident…
  • Mermaids…
  • How Americans feel about silver medals…
  • The wench of small stature…
  • Oh, the irony…
  • A guy broke into my apartment…
  • Music like a sir
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • Trust me, I’m a lion