• Monopoly reveals new game piece…
  • Go home dog, you’re drunk…
  • Scumbag Car Radio…
  • My food bowl is empty…
  • Pick a number…
  • Every. Freakin. Day.
  • Be right back…
  • Hurr durrr I’m a camel huuurrrr…
  • Awaiting takeoff in the plane that will bring them home…
  • Play that thing Mister Walrus!
  • Real Life Nyan Cat
  • A lighter spawns a small universe when you flick it