• Mobile Relationship…
  • You are not a nerd…
  • Badass Popeye…
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • Thanks J.K. Rowling
  • You know you’re getting old…
  • Assume defensive position!
  • Fake everything
  • Nope. No problem at all.
  • Oogie Boogie Halloween Costume
  • You can stay at my house
  • Late for work