• This almost makes me want an iPhone…
  • A proud mom…
  • You sure about that turn?
  • You know what she does?
  • Got me some wine…
  • Oh God…I’m Alice!
  • But that’s just not possible…
  • High Horse…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Cuddle bunnies
  • How to Dubstep
  • Scumbag bladder