• Email addresses it would be really annoying to give out over the phone
  • Troll Boyfriend…
  • End my suffering…
  • Online Dating
  • Hope you’re not lactose intolerant…
  • The right guy
  • Count the black dots
  • Simple Steps To Get You Through A Rough Day
  • Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Female Predator
  • He must be a very good eBay seller
  • OH YEAH! OH NO!