• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Sad Pug…
  • Nine layers of liquid density…
  • Money can’t buy intelligence…
  • Watch your mouth…
  • Oh, that would be my cat…
  • Hollywood has given up on poster design
  • Mona Lisa was from Jersey
  • That really awkward moment…
  • How I used to troll
  • Well, time to move…
  • Chocolate…