• It was the only reasonable thing to do…
  • How to convince someone that he’d been snowed in…
  • Celebrating the holidays…
  • Halloween plans: done…
  • Don’t fear the government
  • This book haunted my dreams
  • Anger management classes
  • The oldest I have ever felt in my entire life
  • I’m still waiting
  • Swear to God…
  • The shower faucet
  • Is that normal?