• When your kid leaves the room…
  • NYC just lost power. The empire stands alone.
  • Wiser words were never spoken…
  • Every wedding toast ever…
  • Aquaman, you suck…
  • Make me a sandwich
  • That’s OK, I wasn’t planning on sleeping anyway…
  • Sad Truth
  • Drinking rules
  • NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
  • I dare you
  • No more experiments