• Don’t trust the chickens…
  • When I have kids…
  • How babies are made…
  • How to repel annoying teenagers…
  • Always true…
  • Thank you, Jim Carrey
  • English language is confusing…
  • They said I could be anything
  • How I feel driving when there’s no one on the road…
  • Apple tried really hard to be cool in 1986
  • Never lose hope
  • Every essay I have ever written