• You only missed 6 billion 992 million people…
  • Best way to get a girlfriend…
  • Cannot be explained…
  • Best way to end a status conversation
  • Check me, check me…
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Only in Wisconsin
  • Now son…
  • This is love
  • Coca Cola glass can
  • Is it, though?
  • Thanks fat people!