• Fastest man alive…
  • Boss is going by…
  • Bear Math
  • Every handicapped parking spot needs this extra sign…
  • Rolling Stone vs. The Beetles
  • Lost money
  • Poor Snape
  • “It walks like it shat itself” -Karl Pilkington
  • I think I’d prefer being on a plane in 1952
  • Give it to me straight…
  • Are you in the 12%?
  • And they laughed when I said I wanted to become a cheerleader…