• Grandpa doesn’t mess around…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • What else did Apple say?
  • Peanut spotted…
  • Patrick’s free time
  • Sand puppy
  • Snipers…
  • My high security password
  • Holy crap…
  • Trust me…
  • There are no ugly women
  • Green Army men with post-traumatic stress disorder