• You only missed 6 billion 992 million people…
  • Don’t feel bad about doing nothing…
  • Why hello there…
  • Oh, Zebra…
  • Call the exorcist…
  • Not sure if Fry…
  • The second most popular word
  • iReality
  • When my kids need to drink water…
  • Every time I invite people over…
  • Average day…
  • They were very drunk!