• Language was invented for a reason…
  • Health advice for socially awkward people…
  • Darling it’s better…
  • Things that kill more people than sharks
  • The Magician Dog
  • When they sit like this…
  • When you see that person on Facebook who “likes” their own comments…
  • Dat tail…
  • Every time I check the Internet before going to bed…
  • Edward Cullen’s ashes
  • I’ve been shot…
  • It’s a photoshop. And it’s made out of adobe.