• The pain chart at the doctor’s office gets it right…
  • A better band…
  • Once in a lifetime…
  • I thought I had 9 lives…
  • What I feel like when I play Tetris…
  • Sauron Cake
  • A guy broke into my apartment…
  • Can’t tell for sure…
  • Is this heaven?
  • Ice cream?
  • Definition of need
  • Ok buddy, that’s close enough…