• How you know you’re in college…
  • That was not the problem I was expecting…
  • There’s no way I’m doing it…
  • How conversations work when I’m at a bar…
  • All this bouncing happens in just a few microseconds…
  • Wild tenderness
  • Alternate beginning to Fresh Prince
  • When you discover a new song…
  • There’s no way you’re going to…damn
  • Man’s worst enemy
  • Proposal gone wrong
  • In Sweden, these are called trees