• Spider in the shower…
  • Perception of a restroom…
  • No one ever reads this
  • Wikipedia being helpful…
  • I keep telling my best friend…
  • We’re expecting
  • Awesome Angry Birds Cake
  • Whenever someone calls me ugly…
  • 103,987 toothpicks later…
  • Executives
  • Beer bottle glass
  • If I’m weird around you…