• Take one…
  • Best wingman in history…
  • The best given choice…
  • Alpha male
  • Expectations vs. reality
  • If you don’t like my opinion…
  • So many levels of awesomeness
  • Please be real
  • He found out the hard way…
  • Homer Simpson on women
  • The volume on my TV
  • Mirny Diamond Mine in Siberia