• I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
  • Stop acting like that…
  • I feel old…
  • Chill out…
  • Get a Beagle…
  • I keep telling my best friend…
  • Sleeping in class: level expert
  • I just needed a hug…
  • Dinosaur Museum in Indianapolis, Indiana
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife
  • You. Put Me Down This Instant.
  • There is no I in happiness