• How my phone helps me through the day…
  • Insomnia Jeopardy…
  • Why I failed my math exam…
  • Italian Boromir
  • The enemy has obtained air support…
  • Some people are hard to please…
  • Fire dragon
  • Zero gravity dog
  • The Pacman dress
  • Uh, this hat doesn’t convince me…
  • When I make sexy sounds
  • The way you eat corn