• When I go to the mall and hear teenagers talk…
  • This isn’t madness…
  • Ferrets wearing turtlenecks
  • Too bad…
  • If you were in my novel…
  • English is a crazy language
  • This game must be created
  • The inside of a Leatherback Sea Turtle’s mouth. Nope.
  • Sense of childhood
  • One pumpkin to rule them all
  • Waka waka waka waka
  • New roommate