• Don’t go bacon my heart…
  • Italian Wrestling…
  • Nice shoulders, Captain…
  • I hate funerals
  • If I’m always right, that must mean I’m…
  • Guess what daddy got you…
  • When I leave work on a Friday…
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable
  • Picking up stuff from the floor…
  • Racing!
  • What constitutes graffiti in my neighborhood…
  • The Great Cover Up