• Model vs. average woman…
  • Why dogs aren’t chefs…
  • Before and after you get to know me
  • May God have mercy on our souls
  • Weight Watcher
  • Life has its problems…
  • Dear mom, thank you.
  • Who doesn’t?
  • I’m so gay…
  • It’s not going to rub itself
  • Yeah, you’re screwed
  • Time for your walk, kitty