• First Lady Confessions…
  • Nobody cares about that…
  • Scumbag ice machine
  • Just a little Eskimo
  • Oh God, You Monster…
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • Now’s my chance…
  • You know you’re getting old…
  • Facebook notification
  • Your parrot is adorable!
  • Those were the days
  • How very interesting