• I didn’t choose it…
  • There’s a clear difference…
  • Life is like math
  • I’d pay to see this…
  • I might stay home…
  • Please call vets, I think I’m broken…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Ironman + Buzz Lightyear = Awesome
  • Oops… this wasn’t Google
  • Don’t ask for things you don’t want
  • Mom! I told you to knock first!
  • Tiger being Tiger