• Determined dog…
  • Fork + Spoon + Knife…
  • You’re hired…
  • Look at this dog…
  • Stop talking to me…
  • Things are about to get serious
  • When I post something witty on Facebook and I get no likes…
  • The minute I get home from work…
  • They see me slidin’
  • Time for your walk, kitty
  • How I feel about windows
  • The typical bar drink