• A wildlife bridge to help animals cross the highway…
  • Annoying kids…
  • When you know they don’t want you to win…
  • I feel old…
  • Why I never go out…
  • Third world skeptical kid doesn’t get it…
  • So that’s why…
  • “Hey, can I tell you a secret? Its my tongue.”
  • This April Fools’ Day…
  • Never pass out in a garage
  • I just realized…
  • Where I wanna get my hair did!