• Where I should be right now…
  • Go Crabs!
  • When people say they miss you…
  • If you didn’t try…
  • Finger Taekwondo
  • My life motto
  • I think I present a compelling argument
  • You were probably a gift
  • I dare you to put me in a slingshot…
  • All you have to know about men and women
  • He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Laid
  • Ian McKellen is awesome