• Jurassic Park Logic
  • I should be more careful…
  • The true meaning of dodgeball…
  • That’s so rude…
  • You’re the most evolved primate?
  • Every time I click on ‘I accept the terms and conditions’
  • First thing I do when I get home…
  • A dog within a dog
  • Do you expect me to talk?
  • Rearranging words
  • I am the great Cornholio!
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable