• Cigarettes are like hamsters…
  • Best Part of Christmas…
  • Suave pick up line…
  • Well that’s kind of true…
  • The most interesting cat in the world
  • How I feel on a daily basis
  • The most amazing tree on Earth
  • When I feel I’ve failed at being Asian
  • Played for hours and never noticed it
  • Siri, in a year
  • Hey Lizard…
  • Wishes denied!