• 6,000 year-old kiss
  • I bought you a necklace…
  • Don’t mess with Bear Grylls…
  • Wondertard
  • Kermit in real life
  • It’s the way I roll…
  • True that
  • At that moment…
  • My reaction whenever I read a 12 year old girl’s Facebook wall…
  • Confused Grasshopper
  • Desperate situations
  • Passport stamps