• We’re doomed…
  • Sheldon Cooper vs. a black hole…
  • I love you, Internet…
  • I am Sherlock Holmes…
  • 80,000 volts through a flower
  • The biggest problem with the world…
  • Mother of pipes…
  • Those disgusting sites…
  • My current relationship status
  • Warm seat
  • I saw 2 hipsters talking today…
  • So close you can almost taste it…