• Alarm Clock surprise…
  • Birthday presents today…
  • Welcome to ‘Murica…
  • I just read your status…
  • Great Britain…
  • If you didn’t pass…
  • Your best friend
  • My theory on ‘Why girls go to the bathroom together’
  • This is a good place to sit. I will sit here.
  • A real hero
  • Y U NO?
  • Bastard!