• It’s simple math…
  • You look like a giant…
  • Swimming pool made to look like a pond…
  • So this happened…
  • Still waiting…
  • All aboard the kitten train…
  • What doesn’t kill you…
  • Inappropriate Harry strikes again…
  • How my mom sees Mother’s Day…
  • Like I give a damn…
  • My bed is trying to get me fired
  • Must… stop… looking…