• You know you are too old…
  • Hide the beer…
  • How to convince a guy to get a baby…
  • How I feel when shirtless in public
  • Dip it, burst it, fill it, eat it
  • Check…
  • Well played, Matt Groening…
  • Bananas? Too mainstream…
  • Let it snow
  • No one’s ever going to believe you
  • A droplet with a reflection of a smiley face
  • War