• Stephen Colbert to Neil Patrick Harris…
  • Shooting spiders…
  • When I have kids…
  • A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • Be my swag…
  • My dad just moved to Tokyo
  • Humanized Currency…
  • Your band name…
  • Dear sidewalk…
  • Silly dog, couches are for people
  • The most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world
  • Knock Knock!