• A cockroach’s sad realization…
  • You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever dated…
  • Childhood…
  • When I’m losing an argument…
  • You could’ve just said ‘No’
  • Now this is just mean…
  • I’m that type of person…
  • They ran out of batteries
  • Party on!
  • Halloween weather report
  • Take that!
  • Hey, you got anymore of that bread you gave me?