• I feel you bro…
  • Where’s the baby?
  • If I ever have a kid…
  • Your past self is a douchebag…
  • Stop texting my girlfriend…
  • Whenever I find the key…
  • Hormones can do miracles
  • Sleep like a log
  • Think about what you eat…
  • Shout out to all the little girls…
  • I can jump puddle!
  • First off, I am a cat.